Dreamteam Swim Their Way Around the Course - 14th Feb 2015
Local legends Stuart Sloss & Brad Devine teamed up to form the Dreamteam however were upstaged by GE & Willow as they swam their way around the course. 50-year old Brad Devine suggested that crewing was best left for the younger generation and drinking VB was more in tune with his capabilities. First Race Handicap Winner – 25th Oct 2014 – Pink Bitz
It looks like we are the first in the new season to answer the “How did we do it?” question. Well, new sails and an old handicap is the obvious answer. I guess the handicapper is going to wizen up pretty quick. It was a race of attrition as from 8 starters, only 4 finished. Zero and Devine Intervention had collisions with boats in other classes and both retired. Right from the start, Stuey and Ben in Wembley Plumbing showed they still had form with blistering speed in the moderate conditions. It’s a shame, though, that their boats new colour is a very boring white, just like a bathroom. Scotty and Tony in Zero chased after them hard and were actually in front when a Javelin worked up underneath them in exactly the wrong leeward position. Cam and Sam in Quickshift were also pretty hot and ended up finishing a close second behind the plumbers. Syd and Drew in Reactor sailed a very industrial quality race after solving their capsizing problems from the previous week. The great Dane and I couldn’t quite push Pink Bitz up to them so we capsized so that Greg and Tim Vance in Shark Bait could catch up a bit and we could race them. They promptly capsized too and, as it wasn’t a capsizing race we were after, we headed for home seeing the Zero/Javelin incident unfold before us. It was good to see Mark and the (much) younger Cam out with the former Elle Bache. I don’t think that it will be long before they will be joining the fun all the way around.
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| WA I14ft Skiff State Titles 2012 Results | |||||||||||
Sail No | Boat Name | Skipper | Crew | Series Score | Place | Race 7 | Race 6 | Race 5 | Race 4 | Race 3 | Race 2 | Race 1 |
661 | Del Boca Vista | Brad Devine |
Ian Furlong | 5 | 1 | [1] | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | A |
654 | Shark Bait | Steve Walters | Ben Lawrie | 13 | 2 | 2 | 2 | [4] | 3 | 3 | 3 | B |
80 | Zero | Tony Carr |
Scott Cole | 19 | 3 | [17] F | 3 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 2 | A |
14 | Bullet | David Lugg |
Dave Bramley | 19 | 4 | [7] | 6 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 4 | N |
639 | Reactor | Ian Arber |
Drew Farrar | 25 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 5 | [6] | D |
647 | Quickshift | Cam Elliot | Sam Batt | 28 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 7 | [9] | 7 | 5 | O |
662 | Fastacraft | Luke Devine |
Andrew Wilson | 35 | 7 | 3 | [17] OCS | 9 | 10 | 4 | 9 | N |
631 | Ventura | Steve Vance | Blake Vance | 40 | 8 | 8 | 8 | [10] | 7 | 9 | 8 | E |
637 | Royston Vasey | Graeme Lillis |
Justin Walford | 45 | 9 | 17 F | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 12 | D |
602 | Finger Bang | David Von Felton |
Michael Von Felton | 47 | 10 | 4 | [17] OCS | 3 | 6 | 17 S | 17 S | |
400 | Joanne | Bill Devine | Pistol Pete | 63 | 11 | [17] F | 10 | 11 | 14 | 13 | 15 | |
624 | Jet | Tim Vance |
Greg Vance | 65 | 12 | 17 S | [17] S | 12 | 12 | 11 | 13 | |
621 | Trim Tummy | Nigel Smith | Rhys Garton | 66 | 13 | 17 F | 7 | [17] F | 13 | 15 | 14 | |
612 | Grunt | Matt Harskamp | Peter Kneale | 66 | 14 | 17 S | [17] S | 13 | 11 | 14 | 11 | |
627 | Deep Purple | Phil Vance |
Andrew Vance | 70 | 15 | 17 S | 17 S | 17 S | [17] S | 12 | 7 | |
626 | Snatch | Courtney Mahar | Cain Mcvee | 71 | 16 | 17 S | 17 S | 17 S | [17] S | 10 | 10 | |
(Ties: S=Score R=Race B= Bettered. Penalties: A=ARB B=BFD C=DNC D=DNE E=ESP F=DNF G=RDG L=Late Entrant M=DGM N=ENP O=OCS P=Protest Q=DSQ R=RAF S=DNS U=DUT V=AVG X=EXC Z=ZFP Y=SCP #=NoData [x.y]=Discarded) |
International 14 State Championships Round 1- Heats 1,2 & 3 (24th&25th of March)
Heat 2 Tack Tracker
Heat 3 Tack Tracker
Saturday saw the start of the State Championships for the International 14's for 2012 with heat 1 being held at PDSC. The forecast was for warmish weather with not much breeze and that's exactly what we got. It was Easterly for most of the day at probably 0-5 knots which wasn't most people's idea of good weather, but we got a start underway and headed out towards the day buoy chasing the other fleets that had started their normal club races ahead of us.
There's not really much to tell about Saturdays race except that it consisted of almost only upwind legs due to the breeze changing its mind constantly. The other most important thing to know is that the mighty More Grunt was actually in the lead for a brief but glorious 2 minutes, until Brad & Footy decided enough was enough and took the lead back from us. After that it was a case of floating around in all directions to no avail, with the race eventually being called off due to lack of wind, or was it interest? I tried to push for us to check the Tack Tracker positions at the time of cancellation of the race so I could score a decent finish, but my suggestion was laughed at by everyone other than me. Oh well, if you don't ask you don't get. There is one more thing to know, and that is that Cammmy One Wire started the race without putting his bung in the boat, and therefore had to retire after the start as he was taking water. He now owes a bell ring apparently. :)
Sunday was a bit better with Heats 2 & 3 being run in a light to medium seabreeze that came in nice and early.
We headed out to the start line which was over towards Foam buoy in the middle of the river, and got underway. The course was a bit of an abbreviated normal PDSC Course 1 where we did the Sanders, Foam, Brickies part of the course with a mid river finish at the start boat so we could get set and go again for Heat 2. Now normally, that wouldn't take too long, but in the conditions which were light & changeable, it seemed to take ages.
There were plenty of good boats around as you would imagine for the States, so once we got going, it was the usual suspects of Brad & Footy on Del Boca Vista and Tony Carr & Scott Cole onboard Zero leading the way. Billy D had drafted in Pistol Pete as his crew aboard Josephine Ten Million for the day and was looking good, with Mike Von Felten subbing for Andy Vance on Deep Purple with fiesty Phil Vance in charge. Snatch had decided to turn up today as he must of had a leave pass, and it was good to see JW & Lillis back racing in the mighty Royston Vasey. We also finally got to see the young Vances in Ventura back with a new boom, and the conditions were perfect for them.
We battled our way around the course, swapping places with Snatch & Jet a few times, while Bullet, Reactor, Sharkbait and a gaggle of Vances both young and medium, chased the two leaders. I remember a lot of downhill battles and uphill battles going on, with Del Boca Vista taking the win, Zero second and Sharkbait taking third. We tried a bit of a kamikaze maneuver on the finish line under kite to see if we could just get the nose in front of Snatch on the line but all we did was have a great big stack and go in backwards once we crossed the line. Still, you gotta try these things otherwise you may as well be not racing.
Heat 3 was greeted with a very skewed start line due to a sudden shift in wind direction with almost no-one getting across the line on the normal starboard heading, that meant a few interesting tactics and tacks going on, with most of us deciding to tack on to port to get across the line. Apparently, Cam on Quickshift decided to go for a start and when realised he couldn't make it decided to take on to port blocking the fleet, Brad on Del Boca Vista went into a crash gybe just missing his transom but their rigs got caught up together. This meant that it was someone else's turn to lead the pack as we all headed for Brickies in a shortened course. I can't remember who was in front, as I was trying to find some decent breeze in light conditions but I remember Pete saying that Brad was mid pack for a change. We had no pace whatsoever in the second heat so I could only watch as the rest of the fleet kicked our ass. Bullet was doing very well in the second heat, and were second around the top mark, with Sharkbait and Luke & Willow on Carbon Comet 2 up there as well. Zero was a bit further back in this one.
We only had to go to Brickies and then set the kite down to the finish line, but even with having to go back at the start, Brad & Footy ended up winning the race. They say that boatspeed makes you famous, and if that's the case, then Del Boca is a bloody celebrity. Bullet was second and Sharkbait was third. We were second last for some reason I am not quite aware of (apart from the hack at the tiller), but that's the beauty of racing, you get changeable conditions which you have to deal with in order to get the best out of your boat and be competitive. As they say some days are diamonds, some days are crap, or something to that effect. Still, I'd rather be sailing 14's than anything else, and if you heard the amount of good natured shit that Cam copped on Sunday after leaving his bung out the day before, you'd understand that even a bad day on the water, is better than a good day in the office when you gets some laughs and some good rides.
Next weekend is Round 2 of the State Championships, with all the remaining heats up for grabs. Hope to see you all there.
Rock n Rolla*
This report is a carefully blended paste of accuracy and fallacy, rolled in to one creamy bar with a chocolate coated cover...
Sat 17th March
Tack Tracker Data
Race Report - Sat 10th March
After reportedly many shenanigans taking place in Bunbury the previous week, the 14's returned to PDSC for Club Heat 5.
The forecast was for a complete scorcher of a day, the kind of day I like but everyone else seems to loathe. It was 39 degrees max temp with the breeze expected to be a moderate South Westerly. I was pretty skeptical of there being any breeze at all because normally, when the forecast is for high 30's max temperature, we don't usually see much breeze. However, to my surprise the sea breeze did start to come in early and give us something to work with.
We had a decent size fleet of approximately 14 boats or so line up at the start, with some interesting jockeying for position taking place all the way down the line. We opted for a boat end start as there was a fair amount of West in the breeze, and as we were sitting there slowly creeping up to the line, our relatively new skipper to the fleet in the form of Pistol Pete decided to do what could mostly be described as pushing your luck, by trying to squeeze in between the boat and the rest of us who were lined up waiting to start. I'm not sure he'd get away with that at Nats but we weren't that fussed seeings as it was a club heat and its just great to have him & the formerly named Yeah Baby out on the water.
Once the gun went we were struggling for pace with the breeze being up & down more often than a hooker on pay day, particularly seeings as we were in Bastard Bay for the first leg to Matlida. The usual suspects were up the front, including the Von Feltens on the new & aptly named Fingerbang. It was nice to see a former regular (& owner of the mighty LoveBone) Thommo back in the fleet and crewing for Billy D on Josephine Ten Million. Thommo assures me he will be back soon with LoveBone in tow and there are rumours of some surprise crew appearances in the wings, but we'll have to wait and see on that one. Hopefully he can get back on the water on a more regular basis soon. Brad & Footy led around the point on Del Boca Vista, with Bullet, Carbon Comet 2, Fingerbang, Reactor and Quickshift all up there. We were struggling for boatspeed & height on More Grunt so we just decided to sail our own race and see what happened. I knew somewhere back there Jet was chasing us because before we went out Greggy V had told me they were out to beat us this week. Wow had GE & Nige on board, teaming up for the race, so it was good to see the purple headed monster in the fleet. Courtney "Lumberjack Love" Mahar was a no-show which was a pity because the conditions would of suited the Snatch machine down to the ground. The middle Vances on Deep Purple continued the Andy Vance steering experiment and were right in the mix with an amazing amount of upwind height.
Brad & Footy stayed in front but the fleet was reasonably tight in the conditions. We could see the front few boats not too far ahead as they round the mark and went for the kite. By this time Jet had hunted us down and were a lil bit close for my liking. On the downwind leg, we got passed by both sets of Vances which was disappointing as the breeze was hard to find. Then we pulled a swifty right at the bottom mark, sailing underneath & right past both sets of Vances to get the places back and send the girls on the spectator boats into fits of lust & envy. After satisfying the ladies with just a smile & a wink, we set about the task of making the long trek from Foam up to Brickies. Jet was hanging around like one of those bad smells that happen from time to time and no matter how much you wave your arms discreetly, if anyone happened into your vicinity at the time, you'd be caught out as the offender. We just could not get rid of them no matter what we did. They managed to get in front of us right at Brickies, and we chased them & Cam and Sam in Quickshift down hill back to Foam. I think from memory we got back in front but then it was very close again on the way back to Colonel Sanders & his bucket of Fried Chicken. Pistol Pete on the formerly names Yeah Baby was sailing very well and had too much speed for us to cope with as he got passed going to Sanders. We tried to chase him & Jet back into the bay, but then Cam & us on More Grunt decided to do a bit of synchronized stacking with our kites up. In our case I put the hook on, then got put off balance by a gust and then the hook wasn't there when I lent out to take up the slack on the trapeze. I remember hanging over the rack by my legs with my head getting dragged thru the water, thinking "its okay, I got this", but then when the rig went in backwards over my head I knew my superhuman good looks weren't gonna be enough this time. Once we got back up it was a tight chase into the bay with Quickshift but they beat us across the line (along with a fair bit of the rest of the fleet).
Apparently, there was a bit of controversy when Fingerbang had to disqualify themselves from the race, after going around Quarry instead of Brewery while in second place. Too much fingerbanging going on and not enough reading of the course marks I'd say.
The final placings were Brad & Footy on Del Boca Vista in first, second was Benny & Steve on Sharkbait, with the Luggmaster & SuperBrams on Bullet in third. Carbon Comet 2 & Reactor had sailed well to be reasonably close to the front all day. Greg & Timmy Vance on Jet had achieved their objective in beating us on More Grunt, and seemed happy for a change.
Not sure what's up this week, but I have no crew and will be playing a footy scratch match under lights at Kingsway in the evening, so I wont be sailing. I hear the 3 of a Kind is on Sunday at MBSC, so maybe I can get to that. Good luck to those who race.
See you out there!*
Rock N Rolla
*This report is based on dimming memory and a brain far too old to be...now what was I doing again????
Sat 25th of Feb
After a lengthy break of over a month due to illness, I was keen to get back out on the water and get amongst it.
When I got to the club on Saturday I found there had been a fair bit of crew shuffling going on as we have a situation at the moment where we have plenty of good boats with skippers, but we are short on crews. Hopefully something can be done soon to rectify the situation as if we can get all boats fully crewed and on the water, we will have a sensational fleet of close to 20 boats racing. So we had The Super Devines of Brad & Billy teaming up again on Billy's boat Joanne Ten Thousand, Footy was stand in crew on Trim Tummy with Nige, Cainos was jumping on board the mighty Snatch mobile with Courtney "Lumberjack Love" Mahar and we had a surprise, but welcome cameo from Matty Jahn of 49er and "nude Mounts Bay Sailing Club event" streaker fame, who was sailing with Pistol Pete on the previously named Yeah Baby.
The breeze wasn't too bad, but it was up and down between about 8 & 15 knots and very shifty. It was shiftier than the dog with the shifty eyes in that Simpsons episode of which name escapes me. Anyway, back to the racing and at the start everyone seemed to be a little far back with a minute to go, except for us on the mighty More Grunt, and Pistol & Matty up at the pin end. As the gun went we got away to a great start with Tony Carr right on our hammer and the rest of the fleet trailing behind. That is except for Matty & Pistol who went the pin end and crossed pretty much the entire fleet from what I could see. Now we were looking great to be in a good spot up the front by the first mark, and then our good ole friend Capt Cook Cruises, decided he'd do his usual trick of coming right through the middle of the course. Now we're used to that, but unfortunately we just got caught the wrong side of him and a bunch of Signets with kite's coming downhill who had right of way (boy does time go slow when you're waiting for Signets to come past, even under kite hehe).
We managed to get around Matlida in 5th chasing Tony Carr, Footy & Nige who were on fire up the front and I think Luke & Willow were there as well with Cam & Sam Batt on Quickshift and Luggy & Super Brams on Bullet.
Once we got round the corner things got really sloppy. There wasn't a lot of breeze, and it got fairly lumpy (for the Swan) so it was a bit of a struggle to get the boat up and powering after the nice flat water of Bastard Bay. Footy and Nige were powering away in front of us and looking good. Meanwhile, Luke & Willow hit the secret height & speed button (the big red one) on their boat and started pointing like a cruiser up towards Nedlands while the best we could do was aim for somewhere just above Robins. Snatch was making a run from way back and powering thru the midfleet, with Jet just in front of them. Billy & Brad were lurking mysteriously somewhere around us as well. We got round Colonel Sanders & His Bucket Fried Chicken right behind Snatch who had managed to sneak in front of us and we went the opposite gybe to avoid going right up the clacker of a green & white bathtub with sails that had rounded the same mark. Pistol & Matty Jahn went straight past us on the opposite tack under kite, while we chased Nige & Footy and the others in front. On the way down to foam, the super sneaky Super Devines managed to get a good burst of breeze and just sneak in front of us at the mark (see, I told you they were sneaky). We had a nice little drag race towards the South Perth side of the river and managed to just get back past before tacking to start the long climb up to Brickies. The fleet was reasonably close from what we could see in the varying conditions. Seriously, this breeze was swinging more then The Glen Miller Band did in its heyday. On the way to Brickies we battled with Billy & Brad, swapping places a few times til they made a better decision on breeze than us and we lost out about 300 metres by going for the southern shore. Along the way we managed to get past Footy & Nige who had started to drift back a little due to the light patches here and there. Unfortunately, it wasn't long after that they disappeared completely as the mast snapped right at one of the goosenecks. Apparently Footy pulled the vang to max and after a while the mast just went.
We hit Brickies and set the kite, hoping for some good rides, but the breeze was fairly light and inconsistent. Maybe it was just because after getting smashed in 30 knots every day at the Nats, a normal breeze seems light now. Either way we were chasing the Super Devines again downhill and managed to get fairly close to them with Jet making up ground and the middle Vances on Deep Purple right behind them. Snatch was powering away from us and the guys up the front were all battling for the lead. I heard that Bullet had managed to get in front on the way into the bay, but we were too busy chasing boats to notice. We did have some fun trying to avoid Pistol Pete & Matty Jahn who managed to stack it going uphill right in front of where we were traveling under spinnaker, but thats the fun of racing.
We got back into the bay after having lost the Super Devines on the way back under kite. They must of had a swim as we didn't see them after they gybed away to the right near Nedlands. Speaking of swims, Snatch had 3 swims in this race and still managed to beat us to 5th place, without us capsizing once. That boat is seriously fast. There must be some underhanded Lumberjack goings on happening there, a bit like in the Wacky Races cartoons they used to show on a Saturday years ago. maybe he has and underwater propeller made of wood that pops out and he pedals it really fast to make it go? I dunno, but its a bit of a worry.
In the end, Quickshift won the race, followed by Zero and Carbon Comet in 3rd. I thought we'd had a great race and done really well til I thought about the boats that weren't racing who are normally in front of us. I counted at least 4!!
It just goes to show how competitive the WA fleet is, which I think is a good thing.
Next week a few crew are in Bunbury for the long weekend, and I'm in the recording studio. See you on the water soon!
Rock N Rolla*
* This report is likely to have been tainted by the outcome of the Rudd V Gillard grudge match...
Sat 18th of Feb
Sat 11th of Feb - Rockingham Tack tracker data
Sat 4th of Feb Race Report:
Bloody windy!! 37.3Knt Registered on the Start Boat.
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Sat 21st of Jan-Race Report:
First race back at PDSC after the end of the nationals and it was a nice relaxing 8-13 knots coming from the West Sou-West. I was very pleased to see it less than 25 knots for a change after a full on nationals carnival, but not so pleased to learn that it was a handicap start. I understand the point of a handicap start for some, but I find it hard to see how you're really travelling for boat speed when you're sailing around by yourself.
As it was, Nigel and his stand in crew on Trim Tummy were first off at about 28 minutes, we were next around 22 and then Billy D & Brad Devine (who had teamed up for some kind of Super Devine effort on Billy's boat) were about a minute behind us. I don't know the exact start timings for the rest of the fleet, but I do know that Court & Mike Von Felten were somewhere back on 6 minutes or so because they'd chosen to sail DVF Carpentry while Snatch was awaiting repairs to gear etc. Reactor & Carbon Comet were also somewhere back there in the mix as well, along with cam & Pistol Pete on Quickshift.
The course that was chosen for the race was the worlds longest race, and I don't just mean that as an exaggeration, I looked it up in the dictionary and under Worlds Longest I14 Race it says "Course 4-PDSC". Seriously, this course was so long, if it had a nickname, it would of been "Donkey". If we had the Tack Trackers on, it would of looked like a 5 year old had been let loose with a crayon on a map of the Swan.
Anyway, Nige set off from the club start, got to Crawley and then set the kite to Foam bout before starting the upwind leg to Armstrong. By the time we got going Nige was around the corner, and then we had the Super Devines on our tail about a minute back. I must say it was an interesting start to go 100 metres on a reach and then bang the kite up. Once we got to Foam, we had a look for Nige to try and work out where the hell Armstrong was because we have probly used that mark once this year and I don't remember using it last year. Luckily, Nige knows where he's going and so we set about trying to catch him while not losing any ground to the Super Devines on Joanne 10 Million. There were heaps of big fat mobile chicanes (cruisers) floating about on the river too, so that was making it nice and interesting. You just gotta love trying to get around those big bastard things while they point the ring out of the wind, going nowhere and stuffing up the surrounding wind patterns for everyone.
We thought we were gaining on Nige & Trim Tummy but once he got round the top mark he got the kite up and got away. Billy & Brad were seemingly closing in a bit on us so I was relieved to get round the top mark and get the kite up ourselves so we could try to get some space between us on the way to Foam. Luckily we managed to get a decent bit of breeze and keep the distance between us & the Super Devines while not losing ground on Trim Tummy. Next it was the long trek up to Brickies. Being a WSW breeze, the angles of the port and starboard tacks were very different from what we're used to when we're doing the standard SW course, and it was pretty shifty too. Nige put the hammer down on the way up to Brickies and we did our best to catch him, with the Super Devines in hot pursuit. We also got to play chicken with a cruiser that we could not seem to get away from as they were pointing directly upwind without losing too much ground, and there wasn't much breeze around for us to maximize our performance advantage in a straight line. We all got round Brickies and set the kite for the longest kite leg ever, all the way down to Addison. On the way we saw Reactor, Quickshift, Carbon Comet all moving nicely in the light to medium breeze. The cruiser traffic was pretty insane on that leg. There was one section where we were so low on the wires and hiking so hard to try to get above this massive fridge with sails, that we couldn't even see if we were gonna get past it. We just gritted our teeth, held on and waited for the crunching sound. Luckily we just got past. On the way down we saw McLovin teaching his crew how to swim as he was sailing by himself with his crew doing overarm trying to get back on the boat. We thought it was very nice of Dan to help him out with his fitness like that.
So this is how it went for most of the day. Everyone was chasing everyone else, hoping to make some ground, while not losing any to the guy behind. Once we got into the bay after Robins, everything changed. We'd managed to gain ground on Trim Tummy coming into the bay on our way to Poplar, and then close just that little more when they got to Crawley to start the last downwind leg. Unfortunately for Nige, things went a bit pear-shaped on that downwind leg as he tried to avoid the current menace that is blighting our river at the moment....crab pots!! It is no joke that they are a disgrace with the amount of them and the positions they are put in. Something needs to be done in my opinion as they are dangerous and are gear wreckers.
Nige hit the piss not far from Crawley, and we came past with the kite up blasting into the lead with perfectly styled hair and all the ladies on the spectator boats sighing in lust. After thrilling the ladies just by being ourselves, we got back to the task of trying to win the race. We managed to get round Brewery with a decent lead on the Super Devines, and then tried to work out what the wind was gonna do in Bastard Bay. Unfortunately, as those of us know who sail in Bastard Bay on a regular basis, the wind in there can be tricky at the best of times, that is unless of course you are Brad Devine. After calling up on the wind gods every day for favourable conditions to help him win the nationals a few weeks back, Brad was at it again, calling on them for his own personal line of breeze to try and get past us for the win on the line. Luckily the wind gods decided to help us mere mortals out with a slight gust and we managed to super style it across the line with Brad trash talking us the whole way. I think he was joking, but I'm not entirely sure, however it does give me a fair idea of where the wind is coming from on his boats. ;)
We managed to grab the win on More Grunt, With Brad & Billy (aka the Super Devines) in second on Joanne 10 Million, and I think Reactor nabbed Nige for third. Reactor also recorded the fastest time overall which shows how well they are travelling.
I have to say thanks to DD for giving me his harness after the nationals when mine broke. That was the first time I've used it and it was nice to not feel like you've been doing situps for 2 hours, not to mention the great mans skill must have transferred across to help us get the win.
Next week it should all be back to normal, so I'm looking forward to a big fleet turning up.
See you out there!*
Rock N Rolla
*There are no exaggerations contained in this report whatsoever..
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Race Report: Saturday 12th of Nov.
Race 1: I don't know who is controlling the weather at the moment but I swear they are just taking the piss at times. Saturday's State Selection races were a prime example of this as it was shift city. We had a good fleet of boats line up in changeable conditions of anywhere between 8 to maybe 13 knots and as we came out of the start line a shift came through that had those of us at the boat end pointing towards the club, then it changed again within 10 boat lengths making us point back at the freeway, then 5 boats lengths later we're pointing at the club, then back to the freeway. It was almost as if the alien or whatever existential being you believe in that is in charge of the wind had his hand on the control, swinging it back and forward saying "take that suckers hahaha". Either way, it made for some interesting racing up to Matilda.
I for one was all for the short courses that were put together by the class on the weekend (I believe Nigel Smith may have been responsible, if so, well done Nige). It was normal start near poplar, then an upwind beat to Matilda, then the run around the corner and up to Colonel Sanders and his bucket of fried chicken, then back into the bay past Dinghy, round Brewery and back up wind to the finish line which was bout half way to Matilda. This meant for some close racing and as we worked up to Matilda the first time, there were boats crossing all the way. I'm not exactly sure who was leading around the mark because I was busy trying to tune sails that I hadn't used before and trying to pick shifts that were coming out of nowhere, but I believe Brad & Footy on Del Boca Vista were up there, along with Steve & Ben on Sharkbait, so basically, it was the usual suspects. Round the corner we were right behind sailing's self professed superstar Dave Von Felten who had actually decided to turn up this weekend. He and his bro had also rolled out a brand new set of sails from Dave A so we were stoked to be not far behind. Courtney "Lumberjack Love" Maher and Pistol Pete on Snatch had a nice new looking set of Hyde Sails on board and they came smoking past us higher and faster on the way up to Sanders. That boat is damn fast!
Lots of downwind action for everyone with Luggy & Super Brams on Bullet somewhere up the front chasing Del Boca and Sharkbait with Luke & Willow on Carbon Comet who are showing a lot of pace in all conditions at the moment and its only medium breezes, so I'd expect them to go even better once we get the usual heavier sea breezes. In the end Del Boca Vista crossed the line first, followed by Bullet & Sharkbait third. Being a short course the fleet was pretty close with the last boat to cross only being within 10 minutes. I think that's pretty good and I believe the fleet is quite close so far this season which makes for some great racing.
Race 2: Rinse, repeat and rinse again. The start for this race was very interesting from the point that we all probably got there a bit early and were struggling to not cross before the gun. Unfortunately someone did and the gun sounded for a second time but being a short course we weren't going to stop and go back coz then you're basically cactus. Better to keep going and hope it wasn't you.
At the very pin end the younger Vances on Ventura were trying to do their best impression of a layback spin when the wind dropped away and nearly put them in the piss. Tony Carr & Simon Wilder on Zero were off on a flyer at the start as we struggled to stay with them. Dave & Mike Von Felten on DVF Carpentry had got those new sails working and were going well. Usual suspects round the first mark in front and then we all started the trek to Colonel Sanders. I found the conditions to be a bit tricky as it was lumpy and not too much breeze which is always a crap feeling coz its like pushing shit uphill. Nigel Smith and stand in crew Dave Mooney on Trim Tummy were right in the pack in this race, showing some good speed as they diced with Jet, Royston Vasey and us on More Grunt trying not to be last. Royston Vasey had really got some speed going again as Lillis & JW came cranking past us to beat us to Sanders.
The kite runs were fun. Lots of cruisers to dodge and boats crossing tacks on the way back into the bay. We couldn't make the run past Dinghy without dropping the kite but I think everyone else got past ok. Del Boca Vista got the win again, followed by Sharkbait and DVF Carpentry in third which is just as well for Dave because he'd been busy telling everyone via email about how he was going to school us on sailing when he turned up this weekend. I wasn't able to race on Sunday due to having to fulfill my obligations as Rock N Rolla so Courtney "Lumberjack Love" has kindly completed a report for the second day.
Looking forward to next weeks race even though I don't have a crew organized yet. Looks like its going to be a big breeze.
See ya out there!*
Rock N Rolla * This race report is likely to be complete gibberish...
Racing Sunday 13/11/11Conditions on Sunday were much similar to Saturday if a bit more consistent. A lot more west in it than usual with a few big swings that if played right payed off. The first race though we knew started at 1430 was missed by a few who were out there with time but too busy getting in the zone they forget about the start, myself n Pistol on Snatch and the lads on Zero included. The short windward return courses made for some really impressive, close racing with positions changing hands all up the first work and crossing paths again on the downhill leg. In the first race Stevie and Ben Lowry had a few dramas around the top end and ever so gently laid her in the drink to sort it out, which they did and were chasing right on our hammer. BD and Footy copped the buzzer in the first followed by Luggy and Lukey. Hanging around the start line as soon as we’d finished not wanting to miss another start. Luggy and Brams on Bullet attempted a textbook pin on port start for the ever so biased line but epically failed and there were the faces of a few soiling themselves when there were nearly a few head on collisions. The boys recovered well from the failure though. There was also an individual recall on that start who would be DSQ and not get the win they wanted. Returning from the middle of no where this week, were the Dave (terrible haircut) and Mike (moustache ride) Von Felten brother’s on DVF Carpentry 043994*166 ‘Polish Your Wood’, with brand new DA sails on had some sort of dramas with the boys flopping around on the deck and drifted out of that one. After BD and Footy’s start over the line, they raced around the track and missed the hooter on that one only to have the boys on Sharkbait claimed it in fine form recovering from the upset in the first. Second and third came Tony Carr and Luggy. The last race Pistol and I were joking about the idea of the pin end flyer but then opportunity arose and we snatched it (that’s why it’s called Snatch), with everyone on starboard and my balls somewhere in my throat we cleared the fleet and looked at a series of smiling faces to the sounds of Pistol Pete’s cheers of joy. Stoked about the start, though it was short lived when the blokes that took the Nedlands shoreline smoked the fleet. That downhill run was one of the best in a while, with some killer rides showing any spectators why we do it. Boats crossing paths and changing places, tactical downhill sailing but the real action was when all the boats met back at the bottom end for the last time. Heading to Foam, Snatch gybed infront of Lukey D and Willo on the Carbon Comet where I nearly poo’d a little on starboard. Then ‘what’s he thinking’ DVF comes in on port claiming water around the boy. “STARBOARD” the boys on the comet yelled to which Dave replied “nah mate water on the buoy” ahahah some more colourful language and then the moustache bros jammed the tiller to gybe around the mark, and then successfully put their new sails in the piss, thanks for coming lads. Caught up in the action I didn’t see who got positions but tried hard to catch them all. Great sailing. Cheers. Mr love?
Overall State Selection Series Results
Race Report Sat 5th of November: Dash For Cash, Round 2
Saturday saw the second round of the Dash For Cash series being run under stormy skies, with changeable winds and rain included for free. Unfortunately for myself, I had no crew, so I was watching the chaos from onshore as the breeze changed direction and strength like a 5 year old goes nuts after too much red cordial. Being onshore, this will be a short report as i didnt see much and havent had many people volunteer information, so I've had to do my best with what I've seen & been told.
At the start, from what I could see, half the fleet went left and the other half went right. Brad Devine & Footy on Del Boca Vista were up front as usual but from the shore, it looked like Luke & Willow in Carbon Comet were going to come across the top of everyone at one stage. Cue the usual change of wind and then Carbon Comet went in backwards as Brad sailed past. The fun had just begun as Brad & Footy decided they were doing things too easy, so they hooked up on the top mark and dragged it to what they must of thought was a better position. After doing the obligatory 360, Syd & Drew went past in Reactor, set the kite and led the fleet on the long run to King. Courtney "Lumberjack" Maher had Pistol Pete on board Snatch for this race, and was looking famous near the top mark as he rounded in third. Phil Vance was subbing for Dave Von Felten again and he and Mike Von Felten were having some teething problems on DVF Carpentry getting used to different boats and crews etc, but they were battling away and didn't give up. At one stage, there were so many subtle changes of wind direction, that from onshore it looked like two different boats were heading in almost the same direction, under full spinnaker, on opposite tacks. Ah the joys of Nor Westers...
Steve & Ben on Sharkbait were also prominent early, but apparently when they gybed they must of fallen into some bad air or the wind did one of its unpredictable changes and they seemed to disappear for a bit. From where we stood on the balcony, the rain kept coming over in massive sheets which completely obscured the river from more than 100 metres away, so we couldn't really see much of what was happening in the race. The reports I received afterwards were that Brad & Footy on Del Boca Vista managed to gain the lead and held it to the line for the outright win. Luggy & Super Brams on Bullet had a great run from Anderson (must of flown in the government choppers again) and pipped Syd & Drew for second, leaving Reactor to take third. I didn't get to see much of what went on after that. Steve & Ben on Sharkbait took the $200 in the Dash For Cash handicap.
I'm hoping we'll have some sunny skies and a nice 15 knot seabreeze this weekend so we can get back to some normal conditions before the Nationals which are getting ever closer.
See you all out there! * Rock n Rolla * all information in this report is likely fictional and could be totally incorrect.. Club Heat 1-Saturday 29th Of October
We had the first of what I like to call our "lucky lottery" easterly breezes on the weekend. This is the kind of breeze where you can be nearly last one minute, and then get a line of wind come out of nowhere and the next thing you know you're up the front battling for the big money. It's like taking a lottery ticket and hanging on to see what you get, hence the term. Either way it takes a lot of skill & some luck to bag a win in an Easterly and there was plenty of both on show on Saturday.
We had a good fleet of 14 boats roll up for the 1st Club Heat which is a good start. We're still missing a few guys who couldn't make it so once the full fleet is assembled we could have upwards of 16 or more boats which will be fantastic. It was about 8 knots on the start line as the we all jockeyed for position, with some boats doing some radical steering maneuvers between others in order to get the best start possible (a little birdie tells me that Syd was feeling rather brave on Reactor and was doing donuts in his best impression of the Crusty Demons on water). Needless to say we all got going and Tony Carr on Zero jumped out of the blocks to an early lead which evaporated after he tacked and the wind disappeared. Del Boca Vista led us all around the first mark with a gaggle of Vances in tow as well as the mighty More Grunt making a brief appearance in the top 6. A nice kite run down to Crawley and then it was the long climb out of the bay towards King. The younger Vances on Ventura took a gamble and went way left, which paid off for them as they shot into the lead coming out of the bay, but once the breeze picked up Del Boca got past them to King.
The rest of the pack were pretty tight with Benny Austin on Yeah Baby, followed by Reactor, Deep Purple, Zero, Jet and More Grunt all moving around within spitting distance as we all tried to guess where the breeze was going to appear next with Nigel on Trim Tummy chasing everyone. JW & Lillis on Royston Vasey were having some boat & cruiser issues again from what I could tell, causing them to retire from the race which is a shame. I'm sure they'll get things sorted soon and be very competitive.
Luke & Willow were up the front on Carbon Comet as well. I know that because I kept seeing the familiarly unpleasant sight of the Freo Dockers themed kite popping up amongst the front runners (I only say unpleasant because I'm not a fan of mixing red white green & purple together, but to each their own. It certainly doesn't slow them down and its good to see them going so well). It seems Steve & Ben on Sharkbait have obviously got their vang issues from the previous week sorted as they we right in the hunt for the big prize as the front guys rounded Dolphin East, with rumours that someone (who shall remain unnamed) was using his spinnaker pole as an alien probe.
This is where we get to the part in the race where we all do the King-Dolphin East-King-Dolphin East tango, with varied results. Sometimes it pays to go left, sometimes you go left and get exactly that, left out in the cold while some smarmy bugger sails right up the middle of the course on their own personal line of breeze while your perfectly becalmed. After playing spinnaker chicken with Court & Elliot on Snatch, we headed up to Anderson but couldn't keep the same height, so we got left 100 metres to leeward. This meant that once we got towards the top mark, we got left in nothing while they got around the mark, got the kite up and got away. We'd had a nice battle with Court, The Younger Vances and the Middle Vances, as the more experienced Vances, were kicking all our asses.
According to Super Brams, they were lagging behind the front group on Bullet, then Luggy put in a call to the government and had his own helicopter flown in to give them enough breeze to make it to the top mark amongst the front guys (that's what he said, no fibbing). Apparently it was a bit of a slugfest all the way down to the finish, with an almost 4 way tie across the line. There was some argy bargy and a few things said in the heat of the moment apparently, but hopefully all is resolved and the boys are ready to resume pleasantries next week. Its all fun & games when the pressure is on.
In the end Steve & Ben on Sharkbait got the win, followed by Carbon Comet, Del Boca Vista, and Bullet fourth. I'm not exactly sure who came where after that, but Cam & Rob on Bargain Of The Century were somewhere in the mix. I have to mention that after being in front of us all day, I do believe the more experienced Vances on Jet were pipped at the post by the younger Vances on Ventura. I'm sure that will bring some interesting surprises under the Christmas tree in a month or two's time.
Once again the handicappers felt sorry for Pete & myself and gave More Grunt the win on handicap, with Ventura second and Bullet third so thanks to them and well done to all. *
See you next week!
Rock N Rolla..
*All information contained in this report is subject to the slightly old & dimming memory of this skipper so may not be factual in any way.
Race Report, Sat 22nd of October 2011:
Miserable skies greeted a strong fleet of i14's for the second race of the 2011-12 season on saturday and it was looking like it was gonna be a drifter with not much breeze on offer as we set off for the start line. Luckily the breeze started to build just before the starting sequence so by the time Capt Cook Cruises made thier usual appearance we had a decent amount of wind to get underway. This was the first of the City Waters "Dash For Cash" races where the winning boat on handicap wins $200 so there was tension in the air as everyone wanted a piece of the action.
Its important to note there's been a fair bit of "musical crews" going on in the off season so there was a few combinations getting used to racing together in this race. We also had some celebrity cameo's going on with Dave Von Felten taking the rockstar skipper thing a bit too far and not only getting his crew to rig his boat for him so that he could turn up late and sail, now he also had Stuart Sloss be the stand in skipper coz he didnt even turn up? How rockstar is that?
Anyway, we also had GE step onto Nigel's boat "Trim Tummy" which i think is fantastic thing as we need to try to keep as many boats on the water as possible and Nigel is a big contributor to the class since he's been in the fleet. Andy Vance was crewing for Tim Vance on "Jet" which made it slightly easier to describe which boat was which as we only had 2 sets of Vance's instead of the usual 3 sets (Young Vances, Middle Vances & Experienced Vances).
Once the gun went it was business as usual as Brad & Footy in "Del Boca Vista" streaked off and went right, where as a couple of us others stayed left. By the top mark, Del Boca was in front as per the script with some of who went left lucking out with a bit of breeze so even us hacks in the mighty "More Grunt" were up the sharper end of the fleet fighting for space with Luke & Willow on the blindingly purple "Carbon Comet".
Steve Walters and new crew Ben Lawry were moving quick with a new rig but ran into some trouble around the corner which allowed some of us mere mortals the once in a lifetime chance to say " hey we just passed Steve". I'm sure once they sort whatever broke that usual service will resume.
Once we got to "colonel sanders and his bucket of fried chicken" (mark 2), there was a good breeze around so the first kite set was gonna be interesting. Unfortunately we on the mighty More Grunt couldnt convince Ray Hancock's car cover spinnaker that we were borrowing out of the spinnaker chute so we watched a whole bunch of boats sail past us under kite while we sorted it out. Amongst those boats were the new addition to the fleet of Courtney "I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok" Love and his bro Elliott who have been practising hard over the off season on "Snatch". Thier hard work is paying off as they have been very impressive so far showing good pace and an ability to stay upright which is no mean feet in a 14. The younger Vances have renamed thier boat "Ventura" alomg with a very nice deck respray and are also looking the goods.
Somehow, during the kite run down to foam and then the long work back up to deep water, Tony Carr and new crew Simon Wilder on "Zero" found thier way towards the front of the fleet along with Cam Elliot & Pistol Pete with both boats having great boat speed and crew work to match. Luggy & Super Brams were not far behind in "Bullet" and "Jet" was pushing them along. It was towards the end of that downward kite run from deepwater that the breeze picked up and we were reminded how bloody fast these boats are under kite. Being flat strap, 2 on a wire with a kite up smashing down the river on a saturday dodging mobile chicanes (cruisers), does all sorts of things to your heart rate & other parts which clench & unclench depending on the level of impending disaster you are facing at the time. Still, it makes for tall stories at the bar after the race so its worth it.
Apparently Cam decided his centreboard was too long so he sanded a bit off on the way back into the bay, and was later heard to report that it didnt seem to make any speed difference. We were a fair way back by then so all i can tell you is that Brad & Footy won on "Del Boca Vista", Tony Carr & Simon Wilder was second on "Zero" and Luke & Willow on "Carbon Comet" were third.
It was a great race and in what was seemingly a turn of charity, the $200 for the "Dash for Cash" was awarded to the mighty "More Grunt", which must of been as it was the oldest boat in the fleet (without a rebuild Tony). Still, never look a gift horse in the mouth i always say so we were stoked to win the prize. Thanks to our sponsors City Waters Hotel for putting up the money for the race. All of the i14's appreciate your continued support.
Cheers,
Rock n rolla..
Results2011 State Title Results
International 14 National ChampionshipHosted by Adelaide Sailing Club
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